Acting is very bad, dialog is as shallow as a puddle. Adrian Helmsley, part of a worldwide geophysical team investigating the effect on the earth of radiation from unprecedented solar storms, learns that the earth's core is heating up. At least if the world actually ends in 2012, all copies of 2012 will be destroyed. Sorry to bump into you. Burning it is a legitimate alternative.
The story does not develop and lead to something you did not expect. Sadly, it didn't work out that way. The whole movie is almost entirely comprised of special effects. It's pretty clear what happened to bring us to this point. You could tell the bulk of the financial budget went to the special effects and not the actors. It seems every bit of material shot was used. And car starts What the hell was that? Costumes and special effects were very low budget, and since when blood bubbles like soap water? Don't say you weren't warned.
He's usually so good at picking projects, and he chose this? Meanwhile, volcanic eruptions and earthquakes of unprecedented strength wreak havoc around the world. Fiery ball chunk from the mountain hit the truck I'm driving. The night after his funeral, Bart, a soldier killed in Iraq gets up out of his grave and seeks out his best friend Joey. By the 4th or 5th time we have seen Jackson and his gang escape death whether by earthquake, plane crash, volcanic eruption, tsunami, etc. I never had a laugh on my face and the acting was especially from Rose as wooden as it can be. Who put up money to create this? I can't even remember his title.
Another thing that I would mention is the strip act of porn star Vivian Schmitt, what that had to do with the movie, well, nothing, pure gratuitous. How did I get off the truck and how did I survive? Let me just pull back and get on my way. Then the real suffering began. When Mia reaches the age of 14 and that Charlie has become a magnificent adult lion, she discovers the unbearable truth: her father has decided to sell the lion to trophy hunters. What's with all the drama? With the help of thousands of infusion powered engines, the planet earth will leave the solar system and embark on a 2,500 year journey to the orbit of a star 4.
Seeing your main characters taking a one-in-a-million chance every ten minutes is revolting. It is a movie about a looser director taking four actresses into an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere to film a movie with a hand held Sony handy cam. I am very close to a crashing plane. And talking about nudity, almost all girls show their juggs and Eleanor's ones get all the red stuff all over her. At least the acting isn't horrible. We knocked the Eiffel Tower.
The fear, analysis, curiosity, and everything else you've ever wondered about this new mysterious year that is quickly approaching is almost entirely removed from this film. President Thomas Wilson that the crust of the earth is becoming unstable and that without proper preparations for saving a fraction of the world's population, the entire race is doomed. This movie is so weird, crisp, disgusting, silly and stupid. Because the toppling is so slow to complete, it becomes painfully obvious that it's just a film running on a screen behind people running away. For example and if you've seen the trailer, this is in there there's a scene in which the Sistine Chapel falls, crushing thousands of spectators.
Just invent new ones if it is necessary to save the hero! Meanwhile, writer Jackson Curtis stumbles on the same information. A technique that works perfectly for classic Bruce Willis or Arnie films giving you 2 hours of entertainment and fun. Sad to say, even nudity is used in crude amateur way. If that's your thing, this is your movie. After this movie is over this is what came to my mind about the film. Untrated The Movie 2009 is a comedy horror film from Germany. It has become a feat of strength and will of power of mine.
There is no mood or tension which should be present. But no, look behind the crashing building. Danny Glover gets to be president and does get the best dialog in the film, even if his role isn't a big one. But if you feel like watching a movie with a bit of depth then go and see something else. There's very little mention of the Mayan calendar, Mayan history, or any of the prophetic wisdom that has foreseen the supposed end of days. Meanwhile, volcanic eruptions and earthquakes of unprecedented strength wreak havoc around the world.
Trapped between a brutal drug gang and hordes of bloodthirsty citizens, their only option is to fight their way out, turning one claustrophobic street at a time into a symphony of apocalyptic violence. I am in the truck and along with the truck I fell into the abyss. It did not help the movie. Meanwhile, volcanic eruptions and earthquakes of unprecedented strength wreak havoc around the world. It is an insult to your intelligence. There are numerous parts like this. After having survived a last-second escape see? Who cares for the laws of physics? He could have given us characters to follow whom we cared a little about, thus involving us in their plights, and mixed in some convincing special effects.
Another thing that really bothered me was that so much was almost going wrong the whole time. A quick break to sum up the plot. Woody Harrelson being the only exception. Roland Emmerich, who's made such cinematic classics as Independence Day, The Patriot, Godzilla, and The Day after Tomorrow, was asked if he wanted a quintillion billion bazillion dollars to make a movie about the end of the world, and he said sure. And where is there lava pond in the middle of Pacific Ocean. You won't see any remotely Oscar-worthy performances here.